How about the Italian dude who texted his wife in mid-air, telling her that his plane was being hijacked? Stoopid enuff for ya? Naturally, the police weren't too impressed.
Yeah, he probably looked a bit like this guy, albeit with more clothes. And Italian (this guy's probably Belgian). Oh, and jammed into a tiny aircraft seat. What seat pitch does Lauda Air use on long-haul anyway? SeatGuru doesn't know. Wait, what was I talking about again..?